Tomorrow is the Fourth of July! What does that mean? Barbecues! Fireworks! Day drinking! Sleeping in! Singing the national anthem! Placing a hand over your heart! Bald eagles! Putting your body in a pool! Taking a nap! Petting dogs! Being in the sun! USA! USA! USA! You know what it also means? No work! Thus, we are off tomorrow.
Also, please note that we’ll be getting a late start Thursday because no one should be awake before 12PM on Thursday because you should be hung over and we all got gipped this year and have a weird one day off in the middle of the week. Do yourself a favor and take a half day Thursday: everyone is doing it!