The Juice Maids have a special on their local juices: for September, they’re offering a deal on their cleanses. Here’s what they’re doing…

1 pre-cleanse crate (8 juices of your choice) to drink over 2-3 days
3 days of your liquid feast of choice- Baby Blues, Classic Rock, or Heavy Metal
1 post-cleanse crate (8 juices of your choice)

The full price for this is usually $500. For September? $400! For you juicers with cash to spend, this is for you. For us without money (ahem, the person writing this), we’ll be mixing and diluting orange juice with water wishing it was a cleanse.