Attention, If you think you are too old for Coachella, you are.
Coachella should be a right of passage for our collective youth a place where people can spend their parents money on music, sunscreen, tents, drugs and endless Del Taco in the desert. At the very least this is a music festival, but at its very best its a cultural scene of scenes for all sceneters and wanna be cool lawyers to hang out as one. If you’re over 30, its best you stay home and watch it on YouTube like I’ve done the past few years. Save yourself the embarrassment of being another aging hipster face in the crowd. I’ve had many years of exciting times at the festival in years past. But, the true art of attending any party is when to exit.